Doctor and nurse JOKES
"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse!
What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.
"You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth.
As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out." "Oh, I see.
Thank you, doctor.
I'll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod's head." "What do you want a cod's head for?" "Oh- I forgot to tell you.
I've got to get the cat out first!"