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Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St.
Peter.
St.
Peter: Hi, what's your name?
Paul: My name is Paul.
St.
Peter: Hi, Paul.
Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?
Paul: 120K.
St.
Peter: Wow!
Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of money?
Paul: I was a lawyer.
St.
Peter: That's great.
Come on in.
St.
Peter then turned to the second man.
Hi, what's your name?
Roger: My name is Roger.
St.
Peter: Hi, Roger.
Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?
Roger: 60K.
St.
Peter: Hey, that's great!
Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a living?
Roger: I was an accountant.
St.
Peter: That's very good.
Come on in.
St.
Peter then turned to the second man.
Hi, what's your name?
John: My name is John.
St.
Peter: Hi, John.
Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you died ?
John: About $23,000.
St.
Peter: Hey, that's fantastic, John!
Tell me, what instrument did you play?

Three men die and go to heaven

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